December 2011
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"Whatever happens tomorrow, we had today. I'll...
Me: Can you sign this
Band Member: sure
Band Member: Wait what was that
Me: My adoption papers
Band Member: Wait bu-
Me: TOO LATE you are my father.
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Movie marathon with moi
Okay so I watched 6 movies, 7! I mean 7. So yeah I have no life at the moment. Anyway I’ll do a I’m-not-quite-sure-if-this-is-a-review-but-I’ll-do-it-anyway. Sooo.. here it is.
1. 30 Minutes Or Less
- 7/10. I don’t love it and at the same time I don’t hate it. It was okay. Even though it was kind of a bad ass movie not so much it was just OKAY. I didn’t had a...
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"I can't stop thinking about you, and I don't know...
I just watched Something Borrowed and in my mind was like “Do a review!!” but um, NO. Because my emotions right now are quite mixed up and I’m afraid that if I did a review I will get so emotional and lose my senses so um, yeah maybe next time. OR, I will just read the book and do a comparison thingy. Btw, I love Ethan and I can’t wait to meet him in the book version.
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Giveaway Plan
So okay I have 50-60 coupons here with me (courtesy of BDJ) and I’m pretty sure that I won’t be able to use all of these and I was thinking of giving it away. Most of the coupons are for clothing (e.g BAYO, SM Dept. stores, etc.) shoes, foods and jewelry. I assure you that these coupons are great and all, it’s just that I don’t know what to with them.
Anyway, If this post...
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A meaningful conversation with my mermaid friend
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
Share a secret with the stranger. : )
You: I'm a unicorn
You: OMGEEEEEEEE
Stranger: no way.
You: YES WAY!!
Stranger: well that's way better than my secret.
Stranger: i'm not even gonna bother with mine
You: what's urs?
Stranger: because being a unicorn just beats EVERYTHING
You: naaaaaaah
Stranger: i'm a mermaid :o
You: WOAH
You: O.O
Stranger: totally not as cool as being a unicorn though
You: No no, being a mermaid is cool too
Stranger: you can freakin fly!
Stranger: i just swim around, drown men, and eat them..
You: but I can't swim :(
You: I eat and shit rainbows
You: that aint cool
Stranger: that's extremely awesome.
Stranger: and you don't need to swim! you get to FLY
You: yeah, when it's first time
You: swimming is cool
You: I wish I could swim
Stranger: i wish i could fly.
You: So, do you like fins?
Stranger: they're fun.
Stranger: it's hard to get used to one big mermaid tail, but after a while you get teh hang of it
Stranger: *the
You: what's the color of your tail?
Stranger: it's dark dark green
You: cool
Stranger: yes. what about you? are you just a straight up white unicorn? or are you colorful?
Stranger: are your wings a color?
You: YES!
You: it has pink, blue, green, yellow, red, purple
Stranger: WOWZAH
Stranger: how exciting!
You: I might change to plain white someday
Stranger: i think color is more fun personally.
You: so are mermaids somewhat similar to snakes? I mean snakes can change their skin right? how bout u?
You: were you able to change the color of your tail?
You: that would be cool tho
Stranger: oh yeah for sure, but i tend to still with either a really off greenish white color or blue.
Stranger: my tail stays the same, but i can change my skin
Stranger: depending on the weather.
You: awesome!!
You: what if it's super hot? what's your color then?
Stranger: yep!
Stranger: when it's really hot my skin is a pale pale redish color.
You: cute :3
You: do you have sisters?
You: are they mermaids too?
Stranger: i don't have sisters :p
You: aww that's too bad
You: I have a sister, she's a unicorn too. and she's a unicorn bitch
Stranger: oh no!
Stranger: that's terrible.
You: she's all pink and i hate her
Stranger: ick gross
Stranger: so are you her unicorn brother.. or sister??
You: every male unicorn loves her
You: sister
You: I'll tell you another secret among unicorns
Stranger: do tell!
You: If you're a pink unicorn, you are very special.
You: But
You: If you're a blue one. everyone hates you
Stranger: oh my!
Stranger: but wait, didn't you say one of your many colors was blue? D:
You: yes. but i'm assorted
You: being assorted is different
Stranger: ohh i see.
You: can we meet someday?
You: so that you can teach me how to swim
Stranger: if you plunge into the depths of the ocean.
Stranger: i will teach you.
You: do you McDonalds in there?
You: Coz unicorns really love McDonalds
Stranger: nope, no need for one. i only eat men remember? :/
Stranger: but i'm sure there's one somewhere within raidus.
You: oh yeah
You: bummer
You: cool
Stranger: yes.
Stranger: so how will i identify you? there are ocassional unicorns that come into the ocean,
Stranger: so i wanna be sure of which one is you
You: I have this long horn
You: like really long
You: and my tail has glitter in it
Stranger: oh okay!
You: I always make weird sounds
You: so if you're hearing weird things then that's me!!
You: how bout you? do you have like long hair?
You: describe yourself
Stranger: okay awesome!
Stranger: as for me, i have long wavy dark hair
Stranger: and i look really beautiful
You: pretty!!!
You: okay, then?
Stranger: but then when i'm about to drown someone
Stranger: my eye pupils disappear
Stranger: leaving only the whites of my eyes
Stranger: and you can see my sharp teeth then
You: oh, you're quite scary
Stranger: i am D:
Stranger: but only when i'm hungry, i promise
Stranger: i'm rather stunning otherwise (not bragging)
Stranger: it's just how mermaids are.
You: make sure you eat first before we meet okay?
Stranger: and my normal skin color is pale off white with a tinge of green. and red scales.
Stranger: oh don't worry! i don't eat unicorns (:
Stranger: only humans.
Stranger: and the ocassional fish
You: alright then
Stranger: so no worries!
You: okay see you! I need to fly and spread some shitty rainbows around the world! xo
Stranger: alrighty! nice meeting you, i'll look for ya in the ocean!
You: okay bye! :)
Stranger: byeee (:
You have disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
i only enter to this site when i am horny lol you too ?
You: no
You: go to some porn site you idiot
You have disconnected.
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just another thing: What's up with all these... →
invisibletape:
…about women falling in love with mythical creatures? Vampires, werewolves, ghosts, etc… It goes back hundreds of years of course but in our modern times it has been popularized by Twilight. I’m curious to know what this says about society, or women at least. Are a lot of women just not satisfied…
“Am I the only woman in the world who doesn’t want to fuck a vampire...
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Inspiration indeed
Okay. So I started looking for some “inspirational” blogs and ended up at some page about pizzas (crucial pizza to be exact) and then when I continuously scrolling I started to smell pizza around my room. The weird thing is when I closed the page I can no longer smell pizza. Am I high or something?
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Too much for Christmas spirit
It’s almost Christmas and I haven’t done anything productive yet. I wish I can go out with my friends and have fun because I seriously don’t feel that Christmas is coming. Anyway, 12 hours to go until Christmas! (I’m from the Philippines though) enjoy the rest of the day ☺
